actually this
and I cry when I'm not eating.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

I've recently mastered the weep 'n' gorge

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

Gorge 'n' Jerk is where it's at.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:51, archived)