My fucking box has still not arrived.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

look down.
there it is ;)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

NOOOOO It's got lots of Lush stuff in.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

If it's got lush stuff in it then we must be having sex right now...deeply.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Is that YOU?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

It feels like a flea is tickling your noonie

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

I thought I'd sat on a woodlouse.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

That was my monotesticle

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Whoops.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

that sounds like it could give you a yeast infection.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

I wonder if a bread dildo would.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

It sounds both scratchy and then soggy.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

I'm not going to attempt it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

That sounds like a great box

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

You may have the box after I've taken out the innards, if you like. You could fuck in it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08, archived)