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WORMULUS IS NOT A NONCE
Post facts here
(__, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
SexFace touched up my missus when I went to the toilet.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
The pope is Catholic

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
My right index finger is 7 inches long

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
aye-aye

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
People are only nice to me on here
because I have big tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Not so
I'm nice to you because you are cute
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
SEXPEST

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Only if she doesn't want my attention
When quite evidently she does.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
WANKER

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
Awww!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
Hahahaha! This is so true.
I'm clicking this because it's so true.
You're wonderful Blue Star. And truthful. And funny. And wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Daww

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
Just because I said I clicked it,
doesn't mean I actually did.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
You're a girl?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
I am nice to you because you are nice to me (and you organised R.B. which was ace)
I knew nothing of the size of your chest appendages until your last post.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
Now you've done it...

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
MASSIVE HONKING HONKERS BEEPBEEPA HONK!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
Bears shit in the woods.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
The pope is also thought to be a practicing catholic.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
I'm not convinced.
He was a member of Hitler youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
Hitler was a Leeds fan.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
My fucking box has still not arrived.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:05, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
look down.
there it is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
NOOOOO It's got lots of Lush stuff in.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
If it's got lush stuff in it then we must be having sex right now...deeply.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
Is that YOU?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
It feels like a flea is tickling your noonie

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
I thought I'd sat on a woodlouse.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
That was my monotesticle

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
Whoops.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
that sounds like it could give you a yeast infection.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
I wonder if a bread dildo would.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
It sounds both scratchy and then soggy.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
I'm not going to attempt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
That sounds like a great box

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
You may have the box after I've taken out the innards, if you like. You could fuck in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
In 2017 NASA hopes to land a man on your face.

This is what would happen if Sexface fell in love with a poll
www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e8_1242957524

I look like Cher

Wormulus has a penis that is shaped like a conker on the end of a Amazonian vine.

Mykey likes a chip or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:05, archived)