I've only just got in
I had one of those pressure washer thingys delivered today and I'm trying to put it together but the hose pipe won't fit on the flaming tap so it's useless
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

For some reason, this is very amusing.

( thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

Pressure indeed.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

that's TWO things now I've bought off the shopping channel and BOTH have been utter shit
Let that be a lesson to you all
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

so it you who buys off those channels!
I did wonder.
( MrA, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

Just two! It's not like I'm a serial purchaser or anything

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

And they're very therapeutic to use, too.
Gutted.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:23, archived)