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Hello Fatties.
Who's today's top dog, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
I've just been outside for, like, more than two hours.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
I've been over on an important meeting to see Big Fat Neil as he's looking after a puppy.
He'd just had his bollocks off, Friday.
The dog, not Neil.

At one point I had the dog in a headlock.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
Is this the boxer puppy?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
The internet has told me it's a:
Cocker-Spaniel.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
haha
I like spaniels.
They're almost as good as collies.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
Ah, the boxer is a girl, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
Yes.
The Spaniel's now a seedless grape.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
I saw loads of dogs in cages outside today that made me very "=((((("
I know they're "hunting dogs" rather than pets, but it got me quite upset.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
Not that I'm going to do a thing about it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
Except maybe tell the local dog people, who'll do nothing about it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
What do they hunt with them?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
clowns

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
Not sure exactly, phesent and other birds, I think.
They seemed mostly [dog from Duck Hunt] types, I saw about 4 or 5 pens over the space of a mile.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
They were pixel dogs?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
There is also a complete and utter bitch on the site I'm on.
With two dogs, one is a tiny dog (not sure what kind), on a 1m chain, in a stonned front garden, all day long, with no shade. The other is a big dog, in the same garden, with a not-much-bigger chain.

I've never seen her walk them or anything like that, not that I'm saying she doesn't walk them, but I really bite my tounge around her. She's english-turkish too, so she can't really blame culture (or whatever) on it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
I miss having a dog about the place.
It's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
:((((
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/png/chris.png
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
*Head in hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
How depressing.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
Oh man.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
"consider revising"

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
i love the fact that whoever took that screenshot has blanked his name
but called the file "chris.png"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
Let's call that a Gonzoisim.
I realised that as I copy'n'pasted the url.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
It was gonzo.
Silly gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
I've only just got in
I had one of those pressure washer thingys delivered today and I'm trying to put it together but the hose pipe won't fit on the flaming tap so it's useless
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
For some reason, this is very amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
Pressure indeed.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
that's TWO things now I've bought off the shopping channel and BOTH have been utter shit
Let that be a lesson to you all
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
so it you who buys off those channels!
I did wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Just two! It's not like I'm a serial purchaser or anything

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
And they're very therapeutic to use, too.
Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
Hello JMG
Moist handshakes
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
It IS almost World GMoS Day, afterall.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
certainly not me.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
QUICKLY EVERYONE LETS PANDER OR SOMETHING

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
OUT OF MY WAY FRUIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
I'm home from a long weekend in the north east
stopping by Yorkshire on my way back. I have had a lovely time, the beach at South Shields is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
And you chose to spurn me
AGAIN!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
Yeah, because you'd love me and my rowdy bunch to destroy your peace
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
I don't stab people any more

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
it's cos you're ginger and shit!
I saw her and said hello.

:oP
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
But only because she didn't see you first
=P
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
She was trapped by the car
and her kids were there, she had to play nice.*


*Fluzzy is always nice, cos she's a nice person.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
Fuck off, you pie arsed bastard

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
you love me really.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
Yeah, whatever

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
My girlfriend hasn't even heard of the internet,
I'm on my way back to normal society.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:31, archived)