Ho'way man.. Just hire Shearer!
If they somehow manage to cock this up, and it's not out of the realm of possibility.
What role would YOU, the male breasted, wish to hold the title of under my swift rise to Manager of Newcastle United Football Club?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

SPAM AT THE TOP
www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

It never ends.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

I'm using your popularity to launch my careea in photography.
I would make jokes about using your head as a reflector, but i'm more of a on-location, in the action, photographist.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Blue WKD?
Really?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Also, jealous!!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

Livin' da vicca locca !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

*massive sadface*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

I know, I got it wrong, it's vidda.
=(((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

It's great stuff, I'm drinking a Watermellon Bicardi Breezer at the moment because they're out of WKD.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

Are they all out of heterosexual drinks, too?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

I sware they played that "I wanna lick you up and down, 'cus tonight baby, I want to get freeky with you" song ealier today.
Now THAT was taking things a bit to far.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

I didn't know you could get gayer...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

I wasn't to sure myself, I'll stop right before the willy goes in the man.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

that first page looks like The Adventures of Blue WKD McGuyver
first he walks across a beach, then he builds a boat from odds and ends and a bicycle
( spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

haha.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

Can I be secretary of liaisons to Man Utd
my role will primarily consist of me being paid to watch Man Utd play football
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

Since SIlvestre left I feel the void is unfilled.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Beer taster and pie eater.

( MrA, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:38, archived)