Actually.... thinking about it....
Legaly, internet addiction is real (I think in the UK), so maybe there is some sort of work-around in that department.

I've also thought up...
- My phone got stolen and the guy happened to like speaking to the people I text and speak. Couldn't report it because phone was stolen.
- Passing the bill onto some random piece of software (I've got plenty to choose from) for using the internet on my computer in the background.
- I'm poor, let me spread it out over 30 easy payments at rent free.
- I'm a shareholder with over £100 of shares that I got from my batmiziah. (maybe, I don't know, I had Cellnet, I think).
- I'm Jewish, jews control the world media, media is on the internet, internet is supplied by you.... then give them the secret phone-hand-shake, and see where things lead me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:40, archived)