The bacon looked like this
www.worldonaplate.org/.a/6a00d83455a06b69e2010536b61f6c970c-800wi

except even more like a rope.
It would not have been suitable for a sandwich.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

they're like anti-semitic christmas decorations

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:40, archived)