I cooked roast chicken, cous cous, salad, and peppers that i fried till back, then took off their skins and drizzled oil over.
And then fruit salad. Nice.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

My missus insists on pronouncing it "COOOS COOOS"
Short vowel sounds confuse those from the north east
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

All foreign words cause them immense difficulty,
they're a joy to overhear in restaurants.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Well, my bird is from up that way
She had to leave as she is neither fat nor ugly
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

My parents are staying.
I had to leave because my parents are staying.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Good science

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Good work.
I had pasta.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)