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What have you eaten/drunk/done today?

Other than that, come up with a caption for this, or not, it's up to you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

"WHEEEEEEEEEE!!". Obviously.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

FUCKIN' HORSE WOOOO!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

"LOL LION SPASTIC ROFL'
Also, spaghetti bolognese.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

I'm also doing my R*nd*m B*rn CD's

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Mine are all ready to send.
Just have to make an effort to get to the post office at some point.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

After burning these fuckers I just need to make sure I have enough jiffy bags
I'm sure all the random shit I'll also throw in is nearby.

I might put a Hobnob in each.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

Please do.
Hobnobs = Biscuit win!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

The Mane attraction.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Three bird game pie, with potatoes and spinach.
Toast (brown bread),
Went to the Chinese grocers and bought a Chinese Fuji apple,
Then toast again.

Now homebrew beer.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

also "turn left at the next junction"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Fixed two phones and a laptop.
I hate technology.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

technology is cunt

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Looks like he's lion sidesaddle
felisitations.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

"RAWR!!!! LOOK AT ME KNACKERS"

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

I had some tuna and pasta at lunch,
nothing before or since.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

You're shit
Oh...it's you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

What the fuck was the point in that?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

lol
I dunno
rofl
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

I cooked roast chicken, cous cous, salad, and peppers that i fried till back, then took off their skins and drizzled oil over.
And then fruit salad. Nice.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

My missus insists on pronouncing it "COOOS COOOS"
Short vowel sounds confuse those from the north east
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

All foreign words cause them immense difficulty,
they're a joy to overhear in restaurants.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Well, my bird is from up that way
She had to leave as she is neither fat nor ugly
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

My parents are staying.
I had to leave because my parents are staying.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Good science

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Good work.
I had pasta.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)