Sometimes....
... I go to Tescos and frown at the ham. Other days I will go and cheer at the turkey. NEVER both at the same time though.
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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 27 May 2009, 2:34,
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The sandwich....
.... feels your cognitive dissonance. It sees it in your hesitations.
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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 27 May 2009, 2:41,
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