Ignoring the two posts above
Javan weather 33 degrees and clear
Fuckwit Factor within Indonesia has a normal high of 95%
Volcanic activity within 150 miles – two
Man Flu downgraded to Man Cold
Time to go until beer o’clock – two hours
Bawbags full with expected lowering of white count imminent
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:29, archived)