Morning Reports Please.
WC2 chilly
Sunburn painful
Bash expectations high
Football expectations high
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:25, archived)

fuck off you!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

I was here... second!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

Ignoring the two posts above
Javan weather 33 degrees and clear
Fuckwit Factor within Indonesia has a normal high of 95%
Volcanic activity within 150 miles – two
Man Flu downgraded to Man Cold
Time to go until beer o’clock – two hours
Bawbags full with expected lowering of white count imminent
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:29, archived)

Well I'll give an evenin report instead.
weather - wet and cold
people - wet and cold and looking like drowned rats
Highlights include chocolate and finishing a language analysis for English.
Lowlights include a bust Hot water system and the vast pile of homework in front of me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

No, I refuse to give a report of any kind;
let's see how you deal with that.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:45, archived)

okay okay I give up.
S11 grey and damp
hunger at 30% guaranteed to rise to 90% the moment i leave the house
belly sore
outfit for work = less stupid than yesterday
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:48, archived)