What-ho young Captain of the Captain-Captainsons
How does this morning find you?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Impatient, I have post due to arrive today.
LUSH post.

You?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Exciting, what is in this post?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

perfume, bath bombs, skin stuff, shampoo, conditioner....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

I once made a bath bomb
It went smashingly
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Someone stole my parking space again *snarls*
Other than that pretty good but the 'rents finally sold the house so I'm currently looking for somewhere to live.

Is that parcel you were supposed to get yesterday?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

Yep.
I hope you find somewhere, dude.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm going to look at a smashing little cottage in the middle of nowhere on Friday
It suits my reclusiveness perfectly media.rightmove.co.uk/33k/32471/32471_9387_IMG_00_0000.jpg
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Ooooooooh lovely

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

I've also got a few other things to look at
But that one looks ideal, if I can get broadband through the phone line and the farm next door isn't too noisy or smelly.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Nicely, sir.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Trying to arrange viewings is the hard part
Question 1) Do you work? - "Yes"
Question 2) Can you make it to the house in the day? - "No I'll be at work, can I see it on an evening or weekend?"
Sorry, we don't do evening or weekend viewings
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

'So how do gainfully employed people view properties through yourselves?'

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

I did ask something similar to one of the agents,
they couldn't give two shits was the general impression I got.

Maybe I should have tried less sounding like a posh southerner and more like an irate inbred local. "Ay'up me duck, I don't want to poll thompson but I'd like to take a gander at the house by the jitty. My eadscrag is tup-ead so I have to go in the evening..."
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

That is very true.
Although I do work in estate agency (please, no abuse) we will accompany viewings until 7pm weekdays and all day both Saturday and Sunday.

At the moment if someone wants to view something, most estate agents can't afford not to show them around.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

That's what I'd have thought
Most of the decent lettings around here are through independant landlords or small estate agents though.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:29, archived)