You're going to stand at the back with some cunt-faced media types talking about how Festivals have gone down hill
whilst reading your signed copy of Rob-da-bank's festival guide 2009 as featured in Time Out.

you floppycocked pillock.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Nope I'm going to get hammered in a field with my friends
and listen to live music,

it'll be awful.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:00, archived)