The manwife's got a similar problem
he's got a 17 inch neck and a 30 inch waist. Slim but a minotaur from the shoulders up, basically.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

I'm not that bad!
16" neck, 40" chest and 32" waist. The real problem comes withthe leg measurement. I have tiny short legs, I spent so long looking for suits and shirts to fit that the last time I was in Thailand I splashed out and had a couple of suits made.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

I think he's a 42 inch chest. Eitgher 42 or something silly like 43.
It's an arse buying him shirts.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I can imagine, even more awkward than me!
If you ever do go out to South East Asia, get some shirts and suits made up, It is well worth the money. I paid about £250 for three handmade wool suits and 4 plain white cotton business shirts.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

All you thin people
With your small waistlines *huffs*

Even when I was really thin I had a bigger waistline than that :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:25, archived)