wormulus
He would dribble all over my cheese and kick me in the chin when I went for a nibble on a crust.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

worst topping, or having him for lunch?

( thealternativefact, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Both

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

both

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

BOTH

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

BOTH

( thealternativefact, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

boat

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

+motor

*bwub bwub bwub bwub bwub bwub bwub bwub bwub bwub*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

I only learned about the verb 'to motorboat' recently.
Sheltered childhood and all that!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

My mum had a hard time breast feeding me

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Everyone, ready....
Hmphrraphharhhrbwrarhmmph.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Donkey Gums would be a shitty pizza topping
all scaly and hairy like a herpesnis.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

Yours would just be a goat's cheese covered sideparting that tastes of a dick that's been used to stir Mike Tyson's daugther

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Yours would be the pink, shiny interior of Piston's babyoil smoothed anal tract
served on a bed of gummy pubes.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

I forgot to add that yours would be balanced on a massive, sprinter's knee like chin

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

yours would be baked in the Mediteranean oven that is your concave chest
You have to puff on an inhaler after every mouthful.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Your pizza would have to be folded in half with you inside it because you're so fucking spasticated that you could make Ray Charles vomit by looking at you
They would even crack an egg onto your head so you would be quiet for a while whilst you jabbed your spoon shaped cock into the yolk, as it felt the same as when you used to dib at your mummy's belly fold when she would hug you tight and then slam dunk you into the waste paper bin when no one was looking at the hospital because you're a disgrace to the bird kingdom.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

p.s. i love you seb

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

The Doctors were right about you
When your Mother's prehensile cunt that looks like the Predator's mouth spun a cocoon out of milmy fadgesnot it should have been throw into the incinerator.

Her perverted feelings of Motherhood were too strong and after 9 smelly months you hatched from your cheesestring prison like a crippled moth.
You upside down mouth gasping for air as you wicker lungs fucked themselves on human air.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

'Cheesestring Prison' & 'Crippled Moth' made me lol :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

disgrace to the bird kingdon
made me chuckle

Someone was asking for a link to our most epic cuss battle.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

haha
www.b3ta.com/talk/6161841

I had a proper chuckle over some of that.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

lol me too :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:09, archived)