Someone I knew wouldn't drink any type of milk
apart from the irradiated pasteurised nuked stuff that's like water. The reason (said non-seriously!)

"It's been pissed out of a cow's arse"
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

that's a strange type of milk
they've bin drinkin
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)