I trimmed his pubes and all I got was £100 in old notes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

and he bummed you when you were picking them up off the ground

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

That was the only bit I enjoyed
and flossing with the left overs.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

White fivers?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:37, archived)