This is the bit where someone pretends to have stolen money off Captain Hood Butter
don't be shy
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

I trimmed his pubes and all I got was £100 in old notes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

and he bummed you when you were picking them up off the ground

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

That was the only bit I enjoyed
and flossing with the left overs.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

White fivers?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

I just rang a lady called Faye Kribs

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Can she give herself a blowjob?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

A++++ Post
Would lol again.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

I also know a chap called Terry Feek

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

for business?
or just for the hell of it?

"is this Faye Kribs?"
"yes"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"erm... hello?"
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

for business yes, they're involved with a company we do work for.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I know someone called
Faye Ktits

actually I dont.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

I don't know if I know anyone personally who have fake tits.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I know someone called Hugh Jarce
and a Norma Scuntole
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

tee hee
they have silly names.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

I know a girl who has fake tits.
When she came back to work after having them done, she let us (the girls and the gay lad) have a grope and a squeeze of them. They felt fairly real, not at all hard like I'd been expecting.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

apparently they can be 'cold'

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

I didn't get my hand under the bra to have a squeeze.
Just over the top of her clothes. I'd imagine that they can feel pretty cold though, yeah.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Did she let anyone blow their muck all over them ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Probably.
Not me though. I had to go to a meeting.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Did you lezz her senseless ? Probing her womanly intimacies with your tirelessly inquisitive tongue ?
*wanks*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Yeah. Okay.
Why not?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

The true test of fake breasts
can they take a tipping of filthy custard?

how was that there welsh biking?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

I broke my cunting forks in the car park
but still rode whites level in 1hr50. Tried to get the forx fixed over lunch but they didnt have the spares so went home.

I kicked a couple of sheep in the cunt before I left to alleviate my frustration.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

what did you do to them?
Did you break the lockout or something?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

The cartridge inside cracked as I popped down a little 2" kerb thing.
Left me with no rebound damping and a very flaky feel to the front end. Had to nurse it round and avoid all the drops/gnarl
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

rubbish kit.
it's all too clever these days. I'll stick to my indestructable 12 year old coil-over-oil Judy SLs....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

they go hard after a few years.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

If you were an episode of "Friends"
you'd be "The one where Ross tells a shit joke loads of times and Joey does a poo"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

So, what you're saying is, if this were 'Friends' Wormulus would be Ross?
I think thats fighting talk.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

If this were friends
Wormulus would be Pheobe.

Think about it.

Only a Pheobe you absolutely wouldnt want to fuck under any curcumstances, or see her tits, fanny or arse.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Phoebe was definitely the sexiest, dirtiest, horniest of the friends.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

I would happily fuck her
I'd go for her and Rachael lezzing each other raw, but Monica was just too skinny to fuck.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

She was.
I also liked Susan, Carole's lesbian curly woman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

And Marcel...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

I had a cat called marcel
because he was like a smaller version of my cat called monkey.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

monkeyfucker.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

If this were friends
Wormulus would be Pheobe Janice.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

O...M....G....!!!!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

or Eddie, the freaky room-mate

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

you'd be the sofa at the beginning

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

with fat monica sitting on you

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

+ blowing off, post curry

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

TJ
Can anyone recommend a website you can use to send faxes within the UK? All the ones I can find are pay-monthly. Thanks!
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Doesn't eFax do a free trial?
Edit : Yes it does - www.efax.co.uk/
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

what's wrong with just using Outlook?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Does Outlook send to, and recieve from, phonenumber(s)?
I really have no idea.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

It has a "send internet fax" function
I assume that's what we're talking about here. So does Outlook Express IIRC.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

But "To Use Fax Service to send your fax, you must first sign up with a fax service provider."
And it redirects you to a list of providers (including eFax).

Which I guess is what Roopy was asking about.

And I was very nicely, and not in a trolling way, answering.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Can't you send faxes from your local corner shop?
Alternatively: scan and email. Why do people both with faxes? They're shit quality.
( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I'm assuming, right.
that the person he's sending it to only has a fax machine.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

www.doyounothaveafaxmachine.com
I'm confused. Isn't that how faxes are sent?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

Not any more
It's all Fax to Email this and Email to Fax that
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

thanks to everyone!
and who says talk are a bunch of trolls?


no-one thats who!
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

trolls eh? well i never

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Hey! I actually helped :)

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

ahh man i'm running out of bivvy pictures, it's going to be me with fish soon

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

I'd like to see you with your cock up a carp.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:49, archived)