Phoebe was definitely the sexiest, dirtiest, horniest of the friends.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

I would happily fuck her
I'd go for her and Rachael lezzing each other raw, but Monica was just too skinny to fuck.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

She was.
I also liked Susan, Carole's lesbian curly woman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

And Marcel...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

I had a cat called marcel
because he was like a smaller version of my cat called monkey.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

monkeyfucker.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:43, archived)