The true test of fake breasts
can they take a tipping of filthy custard?

how was that there welsh biking?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

I broke my cunting forks in the car park
but still rode whites level in 1hr50. Tried to get the forx fixed over lunch but they didnt have the spares so went home.

I kicked a couple of sheep in the cunt before I left to alleviate my frustration.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

what did you do to them?
Did you break the lockout or something?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

The cartridge inside cracked as I popped down a little 2" kerb thing.
Left me with no rebound damping and a very flaky feel to the front end. Had to nurse it round and avoid all the drops/gnarl
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

rubbish kit.
it's all too clever these days. I'll stick to my indestructable 12 year old coil-over-oil Judy SLs....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:57, archived)