StoryOne fucking day you were thinking about peas, corn and stuff when suddenly you saw a toilet seat in bed with pickles - a lot of pickles. Then what could be clearer than milk? Take a mirror inside... what? Uh? What? Pip you! Cunting... Crows. But then an alien had a poo very badly on your skin! What are you doing you bad fucking alien, huh?! I hate you and all and I've just tried to borrow your skin (with poo!) Then I woke up and I've had peas and mash for breakfast and some vomit I found on a toilet seat. Yum yum, little bit sour but still alright. Tastes like chicken, no? Tastes like vomit. Well duh. What? Quim. How many cows can you eat at once? Three, thinks I. My breakfast continues in quite a good mood but then the world ends (again) due to an accounting error, but I hate these things.
So I went back to sleep and had a dream about my castle on the island where I was fighting with my sense of humour against Jeremy Beadle who was a fucking cunt when I was 10 years old and had no pen.
Suddenly Chaka Khan came to me and sucked my big fat cock (which I'd transplanted successfully) until I started to feel that everything was pointless except the existence of vomit.
The end.
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Zuowan, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:50,
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*blubs*but I wanted a bedtime story with princesses and princes and a big castle and a big pink fairy and a happyeverafter ending
*cries*
(, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)
w0u7d u l3ik v14rg4is all I ever get
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:59,
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wholemeal or granary?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:02,
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I can give you a great new mortgage deal on your granarywould you like to be well endowed?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)
duz yaw cumjust dribble?
impr)ve yaw cumsh0ts
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:10,
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