Sometimes I tuck my willy into my bum hole so when I bend over I look like a fleshy tea cup

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

tuck my willy into my bum hole so when I bend over I look like a fleshy tea cup lie alone at night, cry into my pillow and stick pins in a photo of Cheryl Cole.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

I do too :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:07, archived)