Haribo tangfastics
King of chewy confections, surely ?

For those of you dieting, why do some women really love being bummed and others think you're a weirdo for asking to and then leave you ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

I'm not familiar with those particular ones.
Haribo are, however, an alien conspiracy to take over the world.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Chelsea whoppers. They sell them on that retro sweets site.
VERY nice, they are. I only bought them because of the name.

Oh, if you mean chewy like Haribo then Gummi Bears, naturally. The clear ones.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

"really love"?
I've never met a woman in this category... It's usually because I can talk most people into anything EDIT: have been able - in the past - to talk people into almost anything
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yeah
I've known a couple of women who were really into it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Percy Pigs from M&S are the king of chewy streets.
They contain real pork fat.
( FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

more of this sort of thing.
Tesco Mint Imperials also contain pork gelatine, and are therefore king of the mint imperials. Despite the hysterical ranting of some people on internet product review sites.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

ASDA marshmallows with strawberry centers
contain both pork AND beef.

I think they win.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

oh my goodness me,
I shall have to try some just on principle now.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I used to have a gf who loved anal.
Then one who wouldnt even give it ago.

Thats life i guess.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

probably because the first one was a post-op bloke

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

possibly.
Would explain the love of beer she had.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

The cherry ones are utter win.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

i don't know but with a goverment cash grant of around 50k i'd be happy to carry out proper intensive research of this issue both here and abroad

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

i mean the bumming birds, not research into sweets

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

I reckon there's a couple of birds on here
That'd do it gratis too
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I reckon there's a few on here
who would let you put Haribo tangfastics up their shitholes.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

would let you put Haribo tangfastics up their shitholes.

have desperately low self esteem and would pretty much do anything for attention.
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

And let you take photos

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

and put them on an OMGB45H!!!! Flickr set

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

i've been asking to see a bit of bumhole for years
i've not so much as had a glimpse of unwashed gusset
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

You want to go to a few more bashes
Its all go
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

i've given all that up, it's all to serious around these parts now, people take too much offence

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Terrible bullying:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

the internet forum is now home to the emotionally spacktarded
last time i put my name down for something someone was going to have words, ffs
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Hmmm...
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23179/1243436583/maddybivvy.jpg
( Three Dog Man, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

she better not sod about in that bivvy, little bitch

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Old school Cola bottles
Haribo sweets taste of chemical and fail.
( M o D, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

this
how did they become so popular?
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Advertising
and flooding the market with cheap crap
( M o D, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

see also
McDonalds
Coca Cola

it seems to be a winning formula.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Different people like different things.
I think some blokes attack anal without thinking about things like lubrication. It tends to put girls off trying it again, due to the sheer OUCH factor of an unprepared botty bashing.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Better to start small and work your way up?

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

always with the children with you isn't it
you sicken me
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Are you offering yourself out?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Tristan Taormino's guide to anal sex
very good viewing/reading for anyone seriously wanting to give it a try and not knowing anything about it.

Plus she's rather attractive.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

i can't understand why anyone would want poo on their cock
vaginas are great
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

I've never had a pooey willy
from bumming a girl. I dont know how that happens, I find constipated women arent generally in the mood for a fuck.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

i am pretty ignorant of the whole malarkey, i confess
but i still can't see the appeal
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

It's not better (IMO) than fanny sex
it's just something you do out of badness and mischief.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

i'm not going to even mention veronica moser, oh no, i did that once before and it caused real trouble, her .com website is just wrong

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Maoam wrappers dude.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

I've never quite understood the allure of sticking your winky in a bum
There's a perfectly servicable vagina just next door.

Of course this doesn't apply to those gay persons.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Variety
it's the spice of life.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Fair enough
I mean, as a fat nerd, even getting a vagina for winky-age would be variety enough for me, at the moment.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

they only ever live next door to men,
there are special streets set aside for them.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I didn't realise the positioning of vaginas was so regimented

( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

I've tried to put an honest answer to this...
I've come up with:

*- it's tighter
*- it's taboo
EDIT:
*- bragging rights

but I think the honest truth is that men will put their cocks almost anywhere
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

There's also the
*nudge*
"you see her ? I've had her up the shitter" factor
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Always a proud moment for a bloke.
Especially if she is out with her hubby.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

*gallic shrug*
some wimeen, zey like ze bummeeng. Some, zey do not.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

I say,
ze milk, it is sour.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

ZE MILK, IT 'AZ GUN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! CHARLEY MURPHAY!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

I WISH I HAD 4 HANDS...SO I COULD GIVE THOSE TITTAYS...FOUR THUMBS DOWN!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Oui! ah do sink zat ah em bleedin' inside of ma chest!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

Sometimes I tuck my willy into my bum hole so when I bend over I look like a fleshy tea cup

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

tuck my willy into my bum hole so when I bend over I look like a fleshy tea cup lie alone at night, cry into my pillow and stick pins in a photo of Cheryl Cole.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

I do too :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Cadburys Chocolate Eclairs
I cant help you with question 2
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:04, archived)