According to my computer
I have 742 messages in my phone's inbox.
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

Who's your favourite Jewish breakdancer?

( well, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

The jewish bloke from the sopranos
Who takes a real beating from Paulie and still tells them to go fuck themselves
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

That was Goodfellas.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

And he got shot.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

His favourite jew is a dead jew.
I can't believe the racism here today.
( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

I watched a well arty film yesterday
which had undertones of racism and was well good innit. Nobel prize winner and shit.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

for rabies?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Maybe
but in season 2 they kicked the crap out of a Jewish bloke. He told them some story about Jews resisting millions of Romans ages ago, and where were teh Romans now - and Tony said "you're looking at them, arsehole"
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Isn't that that bit from the film with Christian Slater and that other bird
where Dennis Hopper tells the story about why Sicilians or Maltans or whoever have black hair, and it's cos their mums were all raped by Africans?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

True Romance

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Im well good at this sweet-talking lark

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

wow, REALLY? that's GREAT!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

my computer Ziggy
2 messags in my phone's inbox % chance of being a complete gaylord
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

Haha!

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Great, thanks, yeah.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

fucking facinating

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Tell me more.

( Zuowan, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

bhangra, motherfucker
spotify:track:73rh0oW7dTzmG7bXs1Xqky
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

I have 795 at the moment.
What do I win?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

a sperming

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

Hurrah!

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

what happens is we wrap you up tight in cling film, then make you climb up a water slide to reach a grapefruit at the top

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:52, archived)