Not lobsters though ?
Where's the joy in being a lobster ?

You're basically a fucking spider in a deep-sea diving suit, and dude, not in a good way...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

he seems happy about it though

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

It's the booze
he's so drunk he thinks he's a prawn.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Prawns, is there anything they can't do?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Shit pies

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Up your dad's shit pie.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:42, archived)