Its now considered good manners
to shove your cock into your dates ear whilst eating dessert.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:02, archived)

what if
you choose a dessert without dates?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:04, archived)

I dont know
Im just pleased I didnt spell desert instead of dessert.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:15, archived)