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Oooh that sounds like a good mix.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
A good mix if you want to weigh 30 stone
and stink like a corpse, spending 45 minutes in the toilet at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
That's over three mes
but I do spend that much time in the toilet sometimes. It depends when the end of the chapter is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
You'll get piles doing that

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
What, pooing?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
Not exactly.
Sitting on the potty with your bum-hole relaxed for long periods.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
What if you're just sitting?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
Well... I dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
you've never sat down without completely relaxing your sphincter?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
That's got to be quite embarassing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
If you sit with your bumhole totally relaxed
you'll not be able to control any gas or solid movements... You should only let your bum go slack... What the fuck am I saying this on the internet for?

Do what you want with your bum. See if I care.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
But I don't do that!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
Thank god.
It would be just a matter of time before you damaged the furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
Toilets are very comfy for the first hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
I spend a good hour plus a day in the toilet.
It's the best place to read, nobody thinks about disturbing you.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

end of the chapter is he cums on my face
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 13:56, archived)