Being by myself
done it all week and feel a bit lonely.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

go to the pub!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

No one is about :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

go to the pub by my house!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

I don't think I could ever live by myself
Me no like. My house is too big and quite.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

daww
invite a bunch of tramps in
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

I'll set up 12 mirrors around myself and have a Baker's Dozen wank I think

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

surely some of those mirrors will reflect each other
INFINITESEXY
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

COR!
I'm quite looking forward to Friday night now :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

hooray!
i might send you a gaz calling you poopot to make you grin
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

eee :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

note 'might'
i have to retain some mystery
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

took me 2 years to get used to it.
Now I quite enjoy it.
( jenpots, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Anal sex can be quite painful at first,
but what about living with yourself?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

Welcome to my world
Won't you come on in
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:33, archived)