It's a case of
"I'm actually quite a moosey faced cunt, OMG LOOK AT MY TIT AND FANNY AREAS"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

YES.
If only I were thin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

she's unpleasant looking and unpleasant sounding
personal opinion you must understand.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

I'd still fuck her
out of badness
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

badness is an acceptable reason.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

It's also a good way
of determining if she is a yelper.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

She makes a sound like a french horn when she comes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Dont we all ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

I scream like a hawk

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

I sound like that bit of tuba from Neighbours that was always played after Harold was made to feel bit of an oaf.
BUH BUH BUH B-B-B-B-BUH...BUUUHHHHHH
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:16, archived)