yes...
but I'm prepared to bet that you have had more sex in the last few days than all the rest of the board put together, so sympathy is minimal sir ;)

although it does suck being away from people you love so I'll let you off
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)

I've not even had a wank in the new place yet
this will have to be remedied forthwith.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

I can't remember when I last had sex
though I would have mentioned it repeatedly on here when I did
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)