The entire lyrics to that fucking annoying ''The Boy Does Nuffin'' song by Aleisha Dixon.
So so so bad.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

She's hot though so we can forgive her

( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

She is hot, but those lyrics really are absolutely fucking awful

( custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

Hot and i'm guessing she probably didn't write them!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

A wise man once said
'you don't listen to the lyrics while you're chucking your muck over a picture of the singer'
( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I must have heard "Breathe Slow [sic]" on the radio at least 30 times in my last job .
And the most annoying thing about it is the way it not only lifts the chord sequence from Pachelbel's Canon In D, but it only uses the first four bars and stops it from ever achieving its "proper" resolution.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:53, archived)