A friend of mine said recently, "what do you get if you combine a ballerina and a bastard?"
"Ballesteros" was his answer.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

And he does, in many ways, combine the qualities of those two animals.

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)