What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

I'm REALLY against it.
It makes me FUCKIN' ANGRY!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

I'm RAGING about this.
Norwich bloody council, I'LL KILL THEM ALL!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

AARRGGHHHH
It's probably the immigrants fault!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

People from SUFFOLK?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

RRrrRRRaaAAWWWllllLLL!!!!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

I've never been to Norwich...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I, for one, am shocked and appalled.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

it happened about 15 years ago

( scott,, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

I'M GOING TO KILL A MAN

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

Probably a working class man, TORY.

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

I'm feeling morally superior to all the text commenters
who all seem to be BNP supporting cretins who can't spell or use grammar.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Tory.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

NOW YOU'RE AGREEING WITH THE TORY TOO

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Oooh, careful now Mr. Noit, it's a very thin board you're treading there.

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

He just totally kicked a poor man in the face.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

But but but but
THEY'RE REALLY THICK
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Textbook intercourse. Thanks!

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Personally, I'm dead against it.
People forget that traders need access to DIXOOOOONS.
Though they do say it'll help people in WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELchairs.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Of course no cats here on the bobsleigh run. Stewards are quite strict about that.

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

The riders actually look like cattle, in an odd sort of way.
But cattle on bikes.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Oh and LOOK at that, there's got to be some rule against carrying the bikes
on a car.

And yes, yes, he's been disqualified
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

How do you ride a horse?

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

Have any of you seen the film The Crying Game? With the woman with the old tadger. I suppose the sequel will have a man with a fanny.

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

I think probably me next.

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

A friend of mine said recently, "what do you get if you combine a ballerina and a bastard?"
"Ballesteros" was his answer.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

And he does, in many ways, combine the qualities of those two animals.

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'm glad you said this.
:)
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Norwich can fuck off. I went there once. It gave me cellulitis in my foot. I didn't like it.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Ugh, cellulitis is ming.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

I NO.
It was made worse by my assuming that I had a swollen ankle because I am fat. Then it went all purple and red.

It's all gone now.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Good.
Bam Bam, the fucking huge Old English Mastiff got it in his foreleg. Shitloads of flesh sloughed off, and you could see his radius and ulna.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Eep that sounds nasty
did Bam Bam recover?
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Yeah.
He got it in his two forelegs, after having orthopaedic surgery on his hind legs. Fucked up dog.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'm showing you my ulna right now.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

Phwoooooooar!
*frots*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

You ate a horse once.
But you don't like goats. Some kid burnt your neck.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

It turns me on

( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

I'll just run people over on other streets

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

I think Norwich is already pretty pedestrian.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

See this cook book?
That'd be no use to me.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Dis fucking gusting

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

How's life in Bradford BD23?

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Well ace
My bird's birthday tomorrow, I get £850 of overtime and my knob is MASSIVE
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Stuff from Lush, chocolates, underwear, champagne and flowers?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

New phone, trip to That London to see Mama Mia+5 star hotel in Bloomsbury, feed up in her favourite seafood restaurant and a couple of days in Edinburgh

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Not right bad is that.

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

And what are YOU going to do?

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Cry and wank
Get a bigger overdraft
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

I'm coming along too, right?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

Meh.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

There are an amazing number of deluded racists texting into Question Time.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

It's a missed opportunity
They should have bulldozed the entire place.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

I hope that's not a dead horse under there.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

it's a fine city, and pedestrianisation has improved it

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:54, archived)