I'VE WON. I'M LEAVING.
I'd like to point out to you all that I am smiling.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

I'm smiling so much.
My head is about to split in two.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

I'm smiling so much I've told the internet I'm smiling.
I'm smiling at the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

Can we see a photo of you smiling at the internet?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

Phew!
That'd be difficult to find, as such is the rarity of the occasion.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

Make a chubby cry and quickly snap a photo,
job done
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:54, archived)