Remove all the nouns
That should do the trick
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Done!
Now I need to put about 1500 words back in
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

"Praise Allah"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

Insert more pronouns!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

"Screw Flanders"

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:58, archived)