That's pretty early for a morning poo.
I don't normally get started until about 7.45
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:31, archived)

I prefer to wait until I'm at work
So I can get paid for it and pretend I'm a professional shitter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

what do you mean "Pretend"?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 7:55, archived)