Bush turkeys.
Those big lizards. And the huge lorries. And warm Castlemaine XXXX.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

mmmm warm beer.
Love it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

There do seem to be a disproportionate amount of animals that can disembowel you
Cassowaries, emus, kangaroos....
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

... Chopper Reid...

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

*imitates aussie accent poorly*
That's just bloody insulting!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

fark awf you spastic cunt.
That's bloody shit. If you're gonna do an aussie accent at least *try*.

Pissweak. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

My advice to you:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

Ahh!
It's uncle blaaady faaakin' Chop Chop.

Where is that bloody Neville Bartos?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

I'm ashamed to admit...
that I do say "Blaaady". Not "Bloody".
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

Can't even bloody spell!
Bloody illiterate! That film was ace.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

I hit a cassowary with a rental car in Queensland
It just bounced out of the bush infront of me.

Made an awful mess of the car.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

yup - they do that.
kangaroos and emus can kill you if you hit them in a small car - not fucking kidding.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

I was warned about it!
Luckily this was a rent a wreck type place and I was insured. A massive old Ford Station Wagon of some description.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:35, archived)