If you have a foreskin, see how many aniseed balls you can hold with it.
If you don't, see how many aniseed balls you can balance on it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

The real question is, how many could you stuff up your minge?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

*whistles through teeth*
We're going to need more balls...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

You can all kiss my fucking chuddies, you barrels of wank.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

:D

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

*loves your face*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

oh NOW you do.
You masochists make me sick.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

*snort*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Ha!
Can I use someone else's foreskin?
I am too girly to have one of my own.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

OH
well then learn to helicopter those tassely pasties.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

Dip the aniseed balls in tiger balm first though
It makes the game "extreme" then you can post it for the image challenge
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Eeeesh.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Did I go too far?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

I am crossing my legs protectively.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

A bit of aloe will cool it off
Or something anyway, what do I know...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

No. Keep going.

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6183187 : Yes!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

I'm going too,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Oh. oh well.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

just thought I'd warn you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

;)
It will be lovely to see you again.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I will pat you on the head in a patronising manner
then leg it before you kick my shins.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

try that on blue star if you ever see her
she loves it
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

it's the pint-resting that annoys me most

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

You're the loveliest table EVER

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

aw thanks hun
the top of my head needs to be flatter though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

:D

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

i'm not going
i'm going somewhere much worse instead
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I THOUGHT YOU'D DIED.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

ALMOST
I got onto the tube.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Silly, you're meant to get IN it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Eurgh
all the PEOPLE are in there.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

tell cr3 he was tooooo sloooow with his ERa 'joke'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

I don't have him with me at the moment

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

yeah, but you'll probably see him before i do

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

I will.
Hopefully tonight but maybe tomorrow.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

maybe tomorrow, i'll wanna settle down
until tomorrow, i'll just keep moving on
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

littlest hoboooo

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:16, archived)