I spilt some yoghurt on the sofa at my folks whilst myself and Mrs Moose were house-sitting.
It looked very dodgy, so I rearranged the cushions before Ma and Pa got back... Hopefully they won't discover it soon enough to think that it might have been our fault :S
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Jizz in your mother in laws hair
to distract them.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

I like this plan very much

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)