Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the nip 'n' bean-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

*horns*

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

What ever the fuck that means...

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

It means
"You're me bes mate pal, ah fuckin...wha ? Wha? Youse fucking callin me a poof ?"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

+
Och! You spilled ma Buckfast.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I was actually thinking
that "Nips" is a Scots slang for a shot of whiskey.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)