*BONG*
'Man Caught Fingering Squirrel'

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8073202.stm

*BONG*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Was it JollyJack?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

YIFF
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Shhh
You'll get that dirty cr3 started.
( SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

you loved the cat hats, you closet yiffer

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

STOP TRYING TO OUT MY REPRESSED SEXUAL DESIRES

( SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

embrace your inner filth, matt

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Anthropomorphising animals for sexual gratification is not my idea of filth

( SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

:)

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

What's that Mattie? Little Timmy is bent over with his legs spread for me?
Wonderful!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

coughing on a child's haircut though...
OOooh! I can see a Matchstick-On!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

This makes me :(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

:( masturbate
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

I think I'm going to throw up :(
Value sausages have given me a stomach upset.

*"Value sausage" pun*
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

That's nuts.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Thats acorny pun

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

It's a bit of a GREY area.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I tree where you're going with this

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

I'd put them all in a net sack and use them to beat peasants

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I'd harness a flock of them
and make them pull my car around.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

correct. guh hungover. bare with me today.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I wonder what they taste like.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Nutty.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

maybe if they only ate nuts
I dread to think of all the crap grey squirrels eat. In towns, anyway.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Ok, Nutty with a hint of fag butts and chewing gum.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

and crack.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I saw one eating a pot noodle once
but the ones in Rotherham are ok.

Jamie taught them all to cook nut roast.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I bet
up in their dreys, roasting peppers in olive oil.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

Calling each other "geezer" and saying "bosh"

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

I'm in ur dreys, roastin yur peppers

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Squirrel

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Littlelol.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

HILARIOUS.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Racist vermin

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

they would taste like hidden things

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

"hidden things"
made me straightaway think of vaginas.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

always with the vaginas.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Oyvey !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:35, archived)