If you let your girlfriend have any male friends,
you're obviously an emasculated cuckold.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)

All my girlfriends have always had mostly male friends
probably because "girly" girls annoy me so much. That and being an emasculated cuckold.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:15, archived)

It's very dangerous to let your girlfriend
have any friends of her own. It may lead to *shudder* independent thought!
( Geordie Al, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:16, archived)