Probably
her
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

I'd settle for being a young Felicity Kendall
and stay in bed all day, frotting my flue with a cucumber I've affectionately named "Margot"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:52, archived)