JMG.
I think if I was going to be television, I'd be Jack Bauer.
I think we're very alike.

Who are you?
I may assign characters, as I see fit. Or I might not, I dunno.
It's GMoS Day!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

I'd be Victor Meldrew

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

A sexy Victor Meldrew

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Victor Melphew!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Wizbit

( Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Or Bear Grylls (or however you spell it)

( Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

It's spelled
N O E L E D M U N D S
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

You're Noel Edmunds.

( Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

If I am
you are Mr Blobby
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Ok.

( Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

cancer

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

14 wasn't that great
Who was the mystery guest, Dave the Hat ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

Dave the fucking Hat.

( Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Dave "Who did a shit in this" Fucking Hat

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Dave "I'm going to look really natty and the girls will all love me in... wait a minute who did a shit in this" Fucking Hat

( Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Dave "Fuck me my Mrs is uglier than baldmonkey" the Hat

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

I'd like to kill a Chihauhau in man to dog combat.
What animal would you, JMG, like to kill ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

I'd like to wrestle a bear to the ground.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Tonight JMG I am going to be
Rallying Legend Roger Clark
( M o D, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

*Standing ovation*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

*left foot breaking*
*swedish flick*
*power slides over the line*
( M o D, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Jack Bauer looks like Keith Chegwin.
Do you look like Keith Chegwin?

I'd be nobody.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

In the nod

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

bo d
( Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

I want to know which character you'd assign me Jammy
Cher isn't really a TV star btw...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

I don't understand the Cher link.
But then again, I am at times VERY MUCH out of the loop.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Horatio Caine.
I'd like to be Marcus Brigstocke.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

I'd like to be Jim Saville
I'd like to run marathons, live in a caravan, smoke wherever I fucking want and touch children in an inappropriate manner.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

There's nothing really stopping you from doing that now...

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

The man who reads only the most serious news.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Probably
her
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

I'd settle for being a young Felicity Kendall
and stay in bed all day, frotting my flue with a cucumber I've affectionately named "Margot"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

bernard from 'Black Books'

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)