It was so traumatic that I needed to share.

( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

you're probably dying of swine flu &
madcows disease

before you leave take some of your movements to the salad bar and sprinkle liberally
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 29 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

Probably SARS and H5N1 too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:47, archived)