use matchsticks
or stick nine inch nails through them, and yes i mean the band
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

trent reznor
smells

and would probably make me go blind
( blinder back for good, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

He turned me into a newt


... I got better
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)