my eyelid keeps twitching
who wants to hold it open for me?
( blinder back for good, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)

This nailgun
and that wall.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

you're overtired
have a nap
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

Difficult in
most offices :P
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

Oh I don't know
*climbs into sleeping bag under desk*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

I have found myself the perfect place to sleep here
a perk of half the staff being made redundent is lots of empty offices.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

Pffft
On really hungover days I have to go and lean my head on the cubicle walls in the loo :D
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

I just sleep at my desk.
I don't understand why it would be a problem.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

it's been doing it for days
it only stopped last sunday

i am suspecting some sort of computer based porn overdose
( blinder back for good, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

Work through the burn!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

Work Wank
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

I will
with my cock.

As long as you can keep twitching for a bit.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

use matchsticks
or stick nine inch nails through them, and yes i mean the band
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

trent reznor
smells

and would probably make me go blind
( blinder back for good, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

He turned me into a newt


... I got better
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)