I don't.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Oh JMG,
even my dad would get that, and he lives in Sunderland.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

jmg was born in sunderland, his mum is from gateshead

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Gateshead isn't offensive.
Try Middlesbrough.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Hartlepool?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

I know a girl from Hartlepool. A nurse.
Gosh she's lovely. She's in Australia now, fucking a kangaroo no doubt.
Lovely girl.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

I quite like Hartlepool marina,
there's a very good East Asian restaurant there, called The Lotus Garden.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

I've never been to said Marina.
:(
Perhaps one day I'll sail at it.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

i've never been to these places i'm unaware of the offence, south shields?

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

All your buzz words are all located on Tyneside, so far.
Asides the obvious "Sunderland".
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Billingham
Stockton
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

Getting in to inbreeding, down there.
Careful!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Pity Me
Lanchester
Seaham
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Blythe
Boldon
Washington New Town
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

I know a girl from Blyth.
Loud.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Chester-le-Street

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

i will study the atlas then, it doesn't appear to work like london, where we hate everybody

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

What is he some kind of vigilante?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

some kind.
I hear he's been trying to kill the local rabbits with his air rifle lately. And failing, because they run off whenever he shouts "yee haw!"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

He's fitting in with the locals, there.
You really should look in to getting him out of there. If you do indeed love the man.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

I've tried my best to convince him it is no place to be,
but he has resolved to stay.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Oh Jammy :(

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

:(

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:53, archived)